Days like this I wonder what Phant and Steltek are up to

[Despanan]

Well, I WAS on Russia Today...

[Agent]

Do you guys vote by mail because it's easier that way you should

[shadowmimiiru]

[Rip]

[Samurai]

Конечно.

[Despanan]

[Agent]

I've been daydreaming about cutting people in half with a chainsaw a lot more in 2017 than ever before.

[Despanan]

You know, on the subject of Stelly -- I remember him telling us that he was pro-life because a doctor advised his mom to abort him. Assuming this isn't a lie, why in the world would a doctor do that?

My wife is currently pregnant and the only reason I can see that we would be advised to abort was if there was a high likelyhood of the kid being born with a serious genetic disease.

Think he was just making it up?

[Agent]

Would you put him above lying about something like that? I wouldn't.

[Rip]

"The Stells", as he preferred to be called, ALSO talked about being raised in a converted school bus. So he's either lying a LOT, or his parents were the kind of special people for whom constructing a fantasy world full of doctors who went to medical school for seven years to satisfy their science-driven lust for infanticide is not a stretch.

OR, as is my current hypothesis, he was/is a Russian agent, because they own the internets now.