There are 3 socialist presidential candidates on my ballot

[Agent]

which one am I supposed to be voting for????

[dexeron]

All of them!

[Agent]

It's also interesting that there are more women on the ballot for president here than men, 5 to 4.

[dexeron]

That's pretty cool. Where are you? I always assumed you were U.S. based.

[Agent]

I live in New Jersey. They have third party candidates in the US, you know.

[dexeron]

Yeah, but I wasn't aware that there were nine candidates on any state's ballots. (Honestly, I completely forgot that different states can have different Presidential candidates showing up on their ballots, and that there isn't one uniform list of candidates that all states use. Which is dumb, because I used to know that. I think they're going to rescind my Political Science degree.)

Looking at the differences between NJ and Florida, we don't have Alyson Kennedy, Gloria Estela La Riva, or Monica Moorehead on our ballot. So we don't get any of the three socialists.