Rollination

[Pandar]

After years of attempting to establish contact the time has come. It hath been long, ClanBob-ers, at least in terms of orbital revolutions. My life finds me in charge of 2 humans that I am expected to set some sort of example for.

So I'm here instead, and I'm here for you. You sexy beasts and/or bitches. Bathe me with insanity and inane baseless accusations, and let me feel the love of the Clan. My hands are open, closed are my eyes, and I am ready for the metaphorical surprise.

[Inferno]

thx

[Agent]

[Pandar]

Aaaaaah
It's like the first cigarette after months of 'quitting'. I have the weirdest boner right now.

[Samurai]

Yo, dawg.

[Esunasoul]

Who is it I don't know who it is

[Pandar]

Esuna this hurts me! If I could be hurt that is. I was also known by Mach, Machinesforkids, and at one point JailBaitBOB, that was when I was a teenage prostitute though ;)

[Nick]

What the fuck. I Thought you were like 12. but then again we've all been here more than 10 years or something so whatever. gl on kids and wb. sorry it took forever to get you activated all of our mods (including myself) are like super not active.

[Agent]

[Kalelothran]

Honestly reminds me of a bad David Bowie Nightmare.