Insurrection

[Phantomgrift]

All I'm seeing is you repeating back the same stuff I've been saying for awhile now, only trying to run it through the "Dex" filter.

So yeah, it's still a "grown man reduced to poop jokes".

Like I said- All shadows of our former selves on a dying forum.

[dexeron]

Whatever floats your boat, carpetpooper.

[Phantomgrift]

Sure thing ya diaper-wearing bastard.

Though I have to ask, why the particular fixation on the idea of someone shitting on your carpet?
Is this something you routinely use as an allegory? Fixing the thought in your mind of someone, naked ass-cheeks spread wide, hunched in an eternal squat as they release fecal-matter upon your carpet?

That's not something that appeals to most folks, but you seem to be hell-bent on telling us all about the matter in any way possible. Seriously, they have counseling sessions for that type of thing. Unless it's really something that you enjoy, in which case I guess it's not our place to judge.

[Despanan]

I have previously accused you of taking a metaphorical shit on my metaphorical floor. Dex probably got it from me. Except Dex has nicer accommodations for you to shit on.

[Phantomgrift]

Despie dear, you've also accused me of plotting to travel to New York and commit bodily harm against you.
Forgive me if I tend to dismiss much of what you say based on your previous worries over who may or may not be out to get you.

[Despanan]

[Phantomgrift]

I've told you that you take the internet entirely to seriously, right?

Cause I have nothing better to do than track down random hippies I know on the internet...

[dexeron]

Aw, U mad poopbro?

[Phantomgrift]

Obviously not- If I was mad, I'd track down each and all of you and make delightful skin suits out of your hide.
Duh.

Seriously Dex, at least try to be creative instead of foisting your sick poop fetish off on all of us.

[dexeron]

Whatever hoists your mast.