Hey Nick where's

[Inferno]

Yes, always.

[Esunasoul]

I have The Lamest BOBname, so I don't necessarily need mine.
Let's make something new instead.

[Inferno]

I like mine, and I would appreciate it back.

You can do something else if you want.

[Rip]

It's not really ClanBOB Forever without BOBnames Forever. I would appreciate mine back, you can do something else if you want.

[dexeron]

I thought things were bad under Mufasa.

[Inferno]

Oooooh.


Say it again.

[Agent]

look at you sorry miserable pathetic creatures

when i was in charge you cried out "he is a tyrant, this man must be stopped" but who was it that brought you new bob names? who was it that created new styles just for you?

it was not this false king you now find yourselves groveling before, begging for the merest scraps as he laughs

when i was driven out you lost more than just the best ruler you ever had, you lost your dignity

[Rip]

We lost an asshole, and remembered we have plenty of assholes, and then we got this asshole back, and a lot of us thought "Man, remember this asshole? Good times."

ClanBOB doesn't need a ruler, at best it needs a facilitator who understands the overall feel that this place has retained for over a decade: assholes yelling at assholes with general impunity. it hurts the asshole balance when one asshole has the power to actually disrupt every other assholes' fun; how are we all supposed to feel like the golden gods we treat ourselves as, if another one of the random assholes demonstates that they have more objective power than another random asshole? And uses it in a way that the rest of us would pretend to do, but secretly not actually do to each other, because the big secret of this place is that everyone really really likes assholes?

especially the cocks. the cocks here really dig assholes.

[Agent]

look i'm just saying you're never getting your bobname

[Rip]

Oh okay. Yeah, you're probably right then.