are you jerks still jerks??

[Agent]

im still a jerk

and im an angry jerk

[Inferno]

imajrk

[Agent]

i often wonder if there was something about this place that allowed me to do things i no longer seem to be able to do without it

[dexeron]

Bridgeford's "Sweet Baby Ray's" sweet teriyaki beef jerky is pretty good.

[Agent]

i really hope the reason i havent drawn anything in 6 years isnt because i havent been reading dexs posts

[Rip]

It would indeed suck to find out that Dex is the crux of our universe, yes. I prefer to blame my recent lack of writing on my kids tho. You can blame them too if you want.

[Samurai]

Is that an entirely safe course of action?

[Sage]

yeah

[Rip]

Don't worry Sam, they're Americans now. It's my right AND my duty to completely coat them in enough future behavioral triggers that they won't have a problem picking one to blame on me later :)

[Samurai]

Well, that will set them up for life in the US well enough, but I remain concerned about the safety implications of any !Rip laying blame on the mini-Rips. Parental protective instincts can be quite strong at times.