youve all sold your souls

[Agent]

youre just monsters now and you dont even care its really depressing

[dexeron]

Today I realized that there are people who get paid to like and retweet things on Twitter.

I thought: "Holy crap, I could be getting paid to like and retweet things!"

Then I remembered I was on Twitter when I was supposed to be working, so I'm already getting paid to do it!

[Sage]

does anyone have the receipt

[Phantomgrift]

The Monster had been inside me all along!

*Rainbows!*

[Despanan]

To be fair, I don’t think there’s such a thing as an individual soul - so it’s a good deal from my perspective.

[Samurai]

I seem to have been hit by that old financial chestnut, "The value of your investment could go down as well as up."

[Rip]

this is exactly why I BOUGHT so many souls in fifth grade. one of 'em'll do.

[Samurai]

Humming Spanish Train as I consider whether souls are likely to be as volatile as bitcoin -- and whether one can convince one's municipal authority to allow one to dig them up from the local waste facility.

(Referencing https://www.businessinsider.com/man-off ... ?r=US&IR=T on the off chance all you meme-monsters aren't already aware of the story)