its 2018 but i'm nota furry yet

[Agent]

when is it supposed to kick in?

[dexeron]

It's almost four months in. If it hasn't happened yet, you need to contact the manufacturer. I'd do it soon, before the warranty runs out.

[Despanan]

Two of my groomsmen were gay furries.

[shadowmimiiru]

I beat the shit out of a furry with a baseball bat at the last con I went to. It was wonderful ... oddly no one either seemed to care or thought it was a skit considering I was dressed like a certain twin-tailed psychopathic comic character.

There are three things I hate in this world:

Furries
Pedophiles
Dendrophilics

[Despanan]

I hope it was one of those Nazi furs at least.

[shadowmimiiru]

[Sage]

The other day I saw a terrible furry thing that made me get off the computer and go lie down for a bit. It wasn't so much that it was the worst thing I'd ever seen, but that someone had posted it on their twitter, gotten called out for it by someone they apparently knew, and then defended the post. In public.

Why would you admit to being a furry pedophile with a piss fetish to anybody you knew in person ever

[Despanan]

His name is “Wolfler” not “Hitler” “Wolfler”.

Original name, don’t copy.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsta ... ight%3famp

[Despanan]

Though my Furry friends are pretty cool. They invited me to their wedding. Had a discordian ceremony. Then everybody danced in fursuits.

One of them was dressed as a velociraptor.

All in all though, fun wedding. Easily in my top 3. Plus my bufddy is damn smart and a committed activist to boot. I met him and his husband through OWS. Took me a while to realize he even was a furry.

[Nick]

You will all be furries