cbforever

That we've been talking to each other since we were all in highschool. When I joined CB I did it because I was hoping I might get an LOR cameo. My buddy joined too and pretended to be his own D&D character (a teifling who was in love with Joan who's tail stood on end when he talked about her).

Now he's a tattoo artist and I have a baby on the way.

Why did you all join? Why do you think you hung around this long?

im waiting for you all to die

I was in university when I started out in ClanBOB, and I came from the Penny Arcade ads.

Since then I have been leaching your lives away to fuel my own.

It is entirely Dex's fault that I'm here.

I showed up when I was 15, and kinda-not-really helping to write a comic I was also a character in that CB hosted. It died in 1998, and I never left, because you all need me.

I've got some kind of weird fetish for dead or dying internet communities

I joined because the .hack forum I was part of closed down and I joined a bunch of webcomic forums to feel out a place to hang my hat as it was ... for some reason that ended up being LoR.

I continue to come back because despite you all being horrible people and bad for my psych I am pretty much an addict and need to "scratch the itch" sometimes.

also, fuck you were in High School ... I'm old.

Yep!

Some guy in my college dorm had the "^_^ Fuck You" wallpaper on his computer.
I was like "What's that?"
I read LoR and liked it for whatever reason.
I showed up and mopped on the first post and have kept mopping.
I come back because I remain curious about what happens to all of you.