You all laughed when I said Civil War might be preferable

[Agent]

Do you guys remember the time Steltek said he didn't trust the federal government because he grew up in a cult and was afraid the ATF would kill him?

That reminds me of another Treasured ClanBOB Memory™ which is the time Sorce told me that if he didn't believe in Hell he would just start raping and murdering people and that is the exact moment I realized that only atheists can be good people.

[Agent]

Of course then all the atheists turned out to be Nazis so I guess everyone has to die now.

[dexeron]

[Rip]

Hey now; I'm an atheist, and the only thing I hate more than Nazis is the fact that I really shouldn't be allowed to punch Nazis.

I think we should all just take comfort in knowing that, all along, it turns out Rip was the best human being after all <3

[Despanan]

[Agent]

Hey Desp what is it going to take for you to start killing enemy civilians?

[Agent]

Like when is it ok to kill anti-anti-fascists. I need to know soon, thanks.

[dexeron]

[Agent]

so when are you guys doing this

[Despanan]