I showed this picture to Inferno and he interpreted it wrong

[Agent]

I need someone to explain to Inferno what is wrong with his interpretation.

[Inferno]

We have these theatres in Canada. They're called VIP, and kids aren't allowed. I don't know if they show kids' movies in VIP, but if they showed Pixar movies, I'd see 'em. I love Pixar movies.

[Agent]

[Inferno]

There seems to be a lot of child-hating undertones. I don't think that kids shouldn't be allowed to watch movies. I'm just saying that if I have an opportunity to watch a movie without kids vs watching one with kids, I have been known to take that opportunity.

[Agent]

I think I need to learn to recognize that Inferno and I have had lives informed by different experiences. I need to stop assuming that he knows about things that I know about that would affect how I react to things.

[Inferno]

Seems like a healthy attitude.

[Rip]

I saw Inside Out at the Alamo Drafthouse specifically because I could get drunk while doing so with no children around.

[Sage]

So the Navy pays good money for us to get these special dvds with new movies on them the day they're released in theatres so we got new movies at every port call. Most guys have nothing to do underway when they're not on watch and you can only sleep for so long before you go a little crazy so we always watch every single movie, no matter how terrible. I saw Inside Out in a steel tube and a bunch of grown men cried.

[Rip]

fuckin' Bing Bong, man. :'<

i mean welcome back

[Sage]

fuckin' bing bong.

I mean thanks.