So, I attended a Furry/Discordian wedding

[Despanan]

It was actually a ton of fun.

It was really weird to meet people IRL, who I would've greeted with "YIFF IN HELL FURFAG!" back when I was 22.

They grew up, and I'm grown up, and now I'm IRL friends with some of them.

Funny where life takes us.

[Despanan]

Also, one person was a veloceraptor.

[dexeron]

Did xe at least have feathers?

[Despanan]

Yep. Xe did.

[Phantomgrift]

The question to ask yourself is if you would Yiff with them at any point in the future?

[Despanan]

Nope. Not my bag.

[Despanan]

The guy who married them was wearing a giant, novelty wizard hat. He threw packets of birdseed at them, and then proceeded to marry half the audience.

"Marriage! Marriage! Lightningbolt-I mean Marriage!"

They wore color-coordinated fox tails, that matched the shade they'd dyed their hair.

[cain]

did you wear a shirt that said, "Look at me! I'm trying as hard as I can to be different"?

'cause that seems way easier

[Despanan]

No, I wore a badass Italian pinstripe suit, blue-lensed aviator glasses and carried a banjo.

[cain]

was the banjo also a hookah?