No but for real

[Rip]

there's apparently like this huge Furry convention going on like all weekend just literally blocks from my stately apartment; I am drunk and I love you guys enough to go pay what it takes to just like BE there, representing you guys because I really do feel like you need to be here for this

Hit me back y'all lets make magic happen

[Rip]

cain theres like two bars on my block son I have no idea why you haven't made me make my wife be okay with you crashing on this ikea futon man.

[Rip]

but only for like a day max though and that's just me being honest man I have no idea what you're like in the mornings y'know

Dex be cool bro

Dex

Dex. Dex, be cool, bro.

[cain]

I like mornings when I can sleep through the end of them and be drunk at the start of them.

[dexeron]

Metat Jeleaouuououououreueuaoeajdsoaslksjasiojf.

[Rip]

great now i have swine flu because of you guys and avian AIDS

[dexeron]

Oxford comma, Rip. Oxford comma.

[Rip]

agent taught me grammar is meaningless now

[Samurai]

Just one of the reasons he is not to be trusted.

[Agent]

you can do whatever you want aint nobody gonna stop you follow your dreams unless its that recurring nightmare where you signed up for college courses and then never went to them and its halfway through the semester is there a way to stop having these dreams please help