do i not recognize any celebrities because i am old or becau

[Agent]

se i dont watch enough tv and moveis??????who are these people

[Phantomgrift]

Congrats, you're growing old.

You catch something in passing and are all "Who the flaming fuckballs is that?" and some tween twenty years your junior is all "Oh that's only so'n'so and such'n'such... where the hell have you been!?" and then you refrain from kicking them in the junk and stealing their iPad.