by Phantomgrift » Sat Nov 02, 2013 7:17 am
Congrats, you're growing old.
You catch something in passing and are all "Who the flaming fuckballs is that?" and some tween twenty years your junior is all "Oh that's only so'n'so and such'n'such... where the hell have you been!?" and then you refrain from kicking them in the junk and stealing their iPad.
Waiter... Waiter?
Curses! When will I ever remember; Order dessert first and THEN kill everyone in the restaurant.