cbforever

all of you i hope your children are killed by phant

I'm going to punch you, so you better watch out!

Joke's on you I will die alone and childless and have nothing for you or Phant to take from me.

But do you have any pets?

My apartment has this rule against owning pets so instead I have a spider who lives next to the AC unit named Daryll. Daryll is so cool. He eats flies and things, and once he ate a whole steak.

I started to read this thread only to be sidetracked by Agent's avatar, though he's been using it for a while. I then blinked finally to start scrolling down only to be confronted by the previously-mentioned crotch-like qualities of Rip's.

I then sought solace in the next post, but instead found myself staring at Brimley, the seconds passing by as I waited anxiously in fear of my phone ringing only for me to pick it up and hear a slight wheezing followed by, "dia-ah-beetusss" whispered softly.

I probably belong here, if only for fleeing in embarrassment because I couldn't make a character for that ME game.

...plus other complicating factors.

Hi Skittles :)

Get ball cancer and die a slow and painful death, Agent.

Oh that reminds me, I'm supposed to get married a week from tomorrow. don't fuck it up, guys