the following is a list of people who suck

[Agent]

all of you i hope your children are killed by phant

[Rip]

I'm going to punch you, so you better watch out!

[Emoore]

Joke's on you I will die alone and childless and have nothing for you or Phant to take from me.

[Phantomgrift]

But do you have any pets?

[Sage]

My apartment has this rule against owning pets so instead I have a spider who lives next to the AC unit named Daryll. Daryll is so cool. He eats flies and things, and once he ate a whole steak.

[synkr0nized]

I started to read this thread only to be sidetracked by Agent's avatar, though he's been using it for a while. I then blinked finally to start scrolling down only to be confronted by the previously-mentioned crotch-like qualities of Rip's.

I then sought solace in the next post, but instead found myself staring at Brimley, the seconds passing by as I waited anxiously in fear of my phone ringing only for me to pick it up and hear a slight wheezing followed by, "dia-ah-beetusss" whispered softly.

[Skittles]

I probably belong here, if only for fleeing in embarrassment because I couldn't make a character for that ME game.

...plus other complicating factors.

[Zengus]

Hi Skittles :)

[shadowmimiiru]

Get ball cancer and die a slow and painful death, Agent.

[Rip]

Oh that reminds me, I'm supposed to get married a week from tomorrow. don't fuck it up, guys