the following is a list of people who suck

[dexeron]

If I had money, I would fly to wherever you live and crash your wedding and do my white-boy dancing all over the reception.

Also, congrats.

[Samurai]

Weddings are usually good, provided you were sensible and didn't invite any annoying relatives. Sure you have some ushers capable of dealing with anyone who gets out of hand, though.

[Zengus]

I will grace wherever I happen to be with my bad white man dancing, on the anointed time. When was the service again?

(I already said it when you announced it, but congratulations! Wooo!)

[dexeron]

[Rip]

Yeah, he invited himself to ours too; we said yes just to get it done before he goes mainstream, we're pretty hipster.

As for Sam being his usual cordialawesome self, dont worry, we're having an open bar. The pantheon that birthed us will tremble the earth asunder but then swiftly pass out and no one will ever remember.

I made a sack mead, a kolsch, and an Irish red for this, but it's special request. so if a BOB actually shows up and mentions such to the bartender, well, I guess he's obligated to give you a glass of thrown the hell out <3 I love you guys

[Sage]

I love thrown the hell out