Insurrection

[Phantomgrift]

[Despanan]

Oh my god you guys:

[Rip]

I don't know why we all keep pretending that Phant isn't a waste of space.

Like srsly. Synk did a version of a post I've been making for years, and that Dex used to make as well: "Phant is phrustrating because we know that he's not ACTUALLY an asshole and that he CAN be intelligent, because he's shown us that side of himself before!" But how long have we been saying that now? How long have we been shaking a dead cat and screaming about how we've seen it scamper in the distant past?

Phant is stupid. Phant has always been stupid. "knowing things" won't make Phant smarter. Making someone throw up their hands in frustration doesn't mean you've out-Mensa'd them. "Challenging" their opinions doesn't make you not stupid in the same way that me tripping over a retarded dog doesn't make that dog a nobel laureate. sometimes I got shit on my mind, yo, and I just assumed that retarded dog would react in a non-retarded way, so I got tripped up when he was dumber than my assumptions. and yes, dex, carpetpoop.

you're a troll, phant, and you're not a good one, because the only "good" troll is one that cleverly entertains those who aren't his specific victims, and demonstrates a subtly superior intelligence behind a dry remark or two. this is clearly what you're trying to achieve, you can see the fumbling efforts toward it in your posts; but like Dex eloquently illustrated, all you REALLY do is come off as a jackass, so people treat you like a jackass.

Also, if anyone was still wondering why I don't just embrace you all into my facebook/personal life, there's exhibit A rightchere. I barely use the damn thing, and if you think I want the stress of spending my non-BOB time wondering what some internet Phantfuck is saying to my sainted grandmother-in-law because he doesn't have shit else to do, then you're the retarded dog I would've just tripped over. Why you would ever "friend" someone through social media who acts like Phant does on this board is well beyond me. Hell, why you would friend ME after that is still kinda baffling, I thought I was supposed to be the classic villain here.

Anyway. I guess my point is that Phant's greatest troll seems to have been convincing a handful of us that his brain was worth something at some point somewhere. You guys remember when I tried to at LEAST critique his technique to the point that he'd at least become more entertaining while, y'know, still doing the same stuff he's done for years? And how instead he treated those like attacks, and not the nuanced teaching tool they clearly were, and learned nothing because we're still in that exact same spot? Yeah, good times.

I think it'll be okay though, he's bound to change someday!!

[Rip]

oh and if you come back with that whole "no one knows me in real life, you're dumb for thinking i'm dumb just because i say dumb things" bullshit, i am going to fucking verbally defenestrate your sorry ass. how you act EVERYwhere is a defining trait. if you choose to act like a saint in church, like a saint in the grocery store, like a saint in your house, but like a fucking asshole in the sauna, surprise motherfucker you're a fucking asshole. your actions define you no matter where you are because your actions reflect your intentions and your intentions are what separate mind from meat so stop pretending it's any kind of victory when you "trick" us into "thinking" that you are a "brain-dead one-note childish shitfuck" when "no really guys im secretly the smartest!!!!!"

HDS trolls better than you do, phant. really think about that for a second. a good troll has the edge; a bad troll thinks he does.

[synkr0nized]

I've attempted to respond again to this thread a couple of times. But I keep questioning myself as to why? And then deleting posts.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Keep doin' whatever it is y'all are doing with Nick's server.

[HisDivineShadow]

I'm genuinely nice though. It's just that willful stupidity makes me cranky.

[Agent]

the idle vaporings of a mind diseased

[Rip]

:)

[Phantomgrift]

Mostly Rip I'm curious as to why you responded at all in the first place.

One would have factored that you didn't care enough to make such posts anymore, or had at least realized they fell to a largely deaf audience.
"verbally defenestrate"? I thought you were above that nonsense.

And... *Insert smug grin here*
I'm not nearly as much of an asshole in the real world as I am online.
OH NOES! Contrawise speech and suchforth! Quick, waste valuable time "defenestrating" me and it'll be one more thing to largely ignore the next time I swing back by. Well, outside of some perceived self-righteous jollies that I provoked you into "verbally defenestrate" mode in the first place. Cause obviously that's what I do. All the time, always online, never doing anything else, just waiting and lurking and such... If any of you guys are to be believed.

Besides, are you supposedly alluding to the fact that you're as really as much of an arrogant dick in real life as you portray yourself online? *Shrugs* I wouldn't know. Hell, at this point, I don't even know your first name, much less anything else outside of the fact that you got a Masters degree out of Texas somewhere or something. Other than that? Why do I need to be concerned with how you are elsewhere? I see the persona "RIP" online and it corresponds to Clanbob. That's it. I don't apply this to some able-bodied, self-professed Satanist actually holding a daily life in the Southwest or wherever. I just see a guy that posts few and far between.

So by all means, take the internet seriously, take the perceptions of me at such a point you feel driven to "verbally" do anything in response. It will simply be all part of my carefully laid out, master blah, blah, blah, with a side dose of I knew you would and it's the internet, ignore, etc.

I think I've discovered that as long as you haven't reached the point to where you're placing personal information that has legal ramifications in bringing harm to someone physically... Well, it's the internet. What am I going to do? Wag my virtual finger? Complain to the authorities about the non-existent cyber-bullying that I experienced?

Is this a smug enough response for you with just enough touch of not falling directly into what you outlined that you thought I'd do?

Other than that, how goes it on your end Mr. Rip? Congrats on knocking school out of the way, and if your last post is to be taken at face-value, on the upcoming nuptials and/or recent nuptials in marriage. Hope things are going well for you.

[Phantomgrift]

Ooh!! Ooh! Or it could be that it is RIP who is the true Puppet Master and I have only answered in response to his dire machinations of manipulative villain-worthy mental brouhaha! Ha Ha!

Man, I better quit now before he gains access to my credit information and purchases me property in Turkmenistan.