Insurrection

[dexeron]

There's poop on the carpet again.

[Phantomgrift]

I'm curious if you realize how funny it is to seen a "grown man" reduced to poop jokes.
Incidentally, poop jokes that have no real solid allegory on internet conversations as the humor is entirely derived from a number of set, conceived notions that you alone are applying to the factor and hoping that others will perceive it exactly as you do.

Whatever floats your boat I guess.
I know where I stand, but when's the last time you brought anything relevant to a conversation?
We've all become cliched, stereotyped jokes... Online shadows of our former selves.

Desp will post something related to the "revolution" of his own imagining, or something about his latest play. HDS will routinely post something to the tune of "Further proof why conservative person and/or persons "X" suck". You will chime in with agreement on all of them, and then you all sit and pat yourselves on the back about how aware you are of the changing state of things, and by jove, if only the rest of the world could see it this way, everything would be better.

There is quite frankly, little to no deviancy from that cycle. Nothing new is added, nothing new is changed, nothing outside of passing interest is shown or presented in a way to alter anyone's opinion. And if anyone dares to speak against this, or doesn't immediately chime in, it turns into grade-school level insults by way of "argument" against them.

I'm ever so glad we're all grown-ups here.
Perhaps I'll come poop in your house for real if I'm ever in the neighborhood. Because obviously Rip just implied that the way you are online is a reflection of how you are in person. So Dex, do you see scatological allegory in everything around you?

I think I saw an episode of South Park like that once.

[Phantomgrift]

Hey look, it's an article about us:

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Forums

[Rip]

dude you're thinking way too hard about this :/

[Phantomgrift]

Maybe. It's not exactly like this is difficult.

[dexeron]

Way overthinking it.

Pooooooooooooooooop.

[Phantomgrift]

They have medication for that Dex.
I know it's a concern of yours as you get older. All part and parcel of the aging process.

[dexeron]

Didn't you used to be the "get off my lawn, you whippersnappers" guy?

[Phantomgrift]

That was before you replaced me as the senile old fart seeing poop everywhere.

[dexeron]

Possibly, but an alternative possibility is that you're mistaking (intentionally or unintentionally) the lack of desire to continue engaging with someone who has proven to be, for want of a better word, a troll, colored with a refusal to simply ignore that person (because, let's face it, we're all trolls here to a greater or lesser extent) while not really feeling it worth the time and effort to craft a unique response to the endless parade of repetitive and predictable ejaculations (that always follow the same, tired and predictable pattern) with senility and/or incompetence; and that in addition to making such a mistake, you choose to flaunt having led people to the conclusion regarding your nature such that this is their only response, and further that the fact that you are proud of this result says far more about you than it does about me.

God, I love run-on sentences.


tl/dr version: it's less "a grown man reduced to poop jokes" and more "ignoring you is boring, but wasting time on anything more than reflexively typing poop isn't worth it, unless run-on sentences are involved."