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I sanction this. but just barely.

so did someone try this? is it in any way related to desp's premature birth? is that what happened?

So, how you sleepin?

Don't worry - as bad as it may be now, in four months it gets bad again. And if you feel stressed and scatterbrained and near-comatose, just remember: you only have one, you wuss.

*Rip blinks the sleep from his eyes and reads dexeron's post again, for the second time. There is a feeling here. He becomes simultaneously painfully aware of several truths, around about the time he reads the words "all my life?" again, for the third time. He looks down at the tie he wore...

I have two at once. From the day they burst forth from my wife's vagina, they have taken pride in being completely different people. The first one came out with eyes wide open and didn't make a peep as she looked around and took it all in, the second one didn't stop screaming until some point last w...

Also, and it goes without saying so I'll just say it, "Son of Despanan" may sound alright but it's nowhere near "The Twin Daughters of Rip". And that's even before the hunn'rd dollar adjectives.

Hm. Mine have already had two individual secret meetings with Vladimir Putin.

don't be depressed: in a different timeline, we're all ridiculously successful at the expense of people who are wealthy in this one i think this would make a good basis for a new cult, actually Oh, my daughters are both crawling and sleeping through the night now, I can't be a cult leader anymore. nm.

Go vote, you assholes!

Not you, Sam. Freedom turned its back on your people in 1776.

I stole Christmas this year, and then my heart something something triple bypass I gave it back you're welcome.

I mean happy new year, Snuggles!! <3